The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing cancer, all of them involving the Unions.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing cancer, but nowadays thanks to the Unions causing cancer is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..