The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving Twitter users.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to Twitter users selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..