Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Noam Chomsky devotees such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Noam Chomsky devotees have this week been revealed as plotting to kidnap a senior royal.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Noam Chomsky devotees would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who this week said, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is acceptable behaviour.