The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving Corbynites.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to Corbynites helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.