The Mail has learned that anarchist leaders "the elders" are responsible for setting fire to libraries.

Has the world gone mad? Anarchist leaders "the elders" are setting fire to libraries with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Richard Littlejohn, who said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."