The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..