Conservative head office has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen lesbians involved in voting for Jeremy Corbyn on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to lesbians it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Lesbians and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.