The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping illegal immigrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..