I’m not racist but surely allowing bleeding heart liberals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that bleeding heart liberals aren’t tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "arbeit macht frei".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.