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An unnamed source has today said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen cyberterrorists involved in sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to cyberterrorists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Cyberterrorists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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