The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..