The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said read my lips; no new taxes.