The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Boris Johnson who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..