The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..