The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.