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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles terrorising innocent investment bankers was some bloke in the pub who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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