Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously revealed that the poor have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for the poor.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously went on to say.


Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously concluded, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".