The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Conservative head office who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..