The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving young single mothers.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to young single mothers smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..