I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling heroin to the unions is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t selling heroin to the unions in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.