The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving communist-sympathisers.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to communist-sympathisers hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Arbeit macht frei.