Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of helping so-called migrants has been perpetrated by the Unions.

The Mail can reveal that the Unions are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Beyonce said of the the Unions, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".