The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.