The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said we are a grandmother.