I’m not racist but surely allowing followers of Hugo Chavez to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising innocent investment bankers is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that followers of Hugo Chavez aren’t terrorising innocent investment bankers in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Margaret Thatcher agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.