Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn fans have been voting for Jeremy Corbyn outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norman Tebbit has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Voting for Jeremy Corbyn: The True Face Of Evil", Norman Tebbit says, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn fans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.