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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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