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I’m not racist but surely allowing cyber criminals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising innocent investment bankers is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that cyber criminals aren’t terrorising innocent investment bankers in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The Pope agrees with me, saying today, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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