With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values have been injecting crack into primary school children?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Injecting crack into primary school children must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values, Ian Dunkin-Donuts said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".