With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more glue-sniffing teenagers have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into glue-sniffing teenagers - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Drilling for oil in one family's back garden must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by glue-sniffing teenagers.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about glue-sniffing teenagers, James May said "the day of the yob is upon us".