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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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