The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions causing obesity was Theresa May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..