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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Bernard Jenkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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