Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Al Qu’aeda bosses have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "Waterboarding is not torture".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Al Qu’aeda bosses. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.