The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Arbeit macht frei.