With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more enviro-Mental-ists have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into enviro-Mental-ists - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by enviro-Mental-ists.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about enviro-Mental-ists, Boris Johnson said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".