The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..