Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been binge drinking on council estates outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Conservative head office has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Binge drinking on council estates: The True Face Of Evil", Conservative head office says, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of children, some still in their prams. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.