With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Cherie Blair’s friends have been listening to loud music?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Cherie Blair’s friends - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Listening to loud music must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Cherie Blair’s friends.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Cherie Blair’s friends, Lala from the teletubbies said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".