Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have this week been revealed as smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who this week said, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is acceptable behaviour.