I’m not racist but surely allowing homosexuals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that homosexuals aren’t defacing statues in Trafalgar Square in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nick Clegg agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.