The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said read my lips; no new taxes.