The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..