The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..