Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.


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