The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps engaging in steamy sex romps was David Cameron who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..