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I’m not racist but surely allowing enviro-Mental-ists to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Voting for Jeremy Corbyn is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that enviro-Mental-ists aren’t voting for Jeremy Corbyn in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Bernard Jenkin agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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