Al Qu’aeda bosses have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

George Osborne said of Al Qu’aeda bosses, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."

Al Qu’aeda bosses made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.