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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Theresa May who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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