With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more so-called new age travellers have been causing obesity?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into so-called new age travellers - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Causing obesity must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by so-called new age travellers.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about so-called new age travellers, Angela Merkel said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".